Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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