at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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