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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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