oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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