The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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