he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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