we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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