i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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