So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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