Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just googled if crying burns calories
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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