your parents love me but you hate me
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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