They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Never joke about your clitoris.
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