i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just cropdusted the office
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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