Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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