May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just cut my nipple shaving
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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