Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I didn't notice because vodka
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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