did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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