just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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