we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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