My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Two words: blizzard sex
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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