a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
cat food counts as protein by the way
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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