I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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