Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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