you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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