dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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