so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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