Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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