sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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