we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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