Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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