What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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