We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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