I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I think I just sharted jello shots
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