I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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