Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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