my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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