either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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