More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
is it fun? or sober?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize