You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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