do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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