You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Damn victory sex feels great
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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