its not stalking. its research.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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