what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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