I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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