just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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