Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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