Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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