I wanna bring you to show and tell
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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