She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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