i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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