when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
this is an emotional support booty call
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
