Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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