Do you still have your period?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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