I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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