Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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