3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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