Betty ford says i'm here all night
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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