Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
as a side note pls kill me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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