Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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