pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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